This made my day.

Ms. Phillips: "You need to buy the compatibility test on monday from me."

Me: Why?

"Because you are the most compatible girl in the whole highschool."

Seriously?

"Yeah, I was looking through all of the guys' papers and you are on almost all of them."

Really?

"Yeah, that's why you have to buy it so we can see who your number one is."

Uh oh.